The Blue Blog: A 3-Part Yosemite Saga Wraps Up Way Above the Valley Floor, Eye-to-Eye with ‘Superman’ and Laying the Foundation for Eventual Ascent

The moment I re-entered the Yosemite Valley a few weeks ago, everything felt different. When I was there about a year ago, one of the indelible images imprinted on my mind was a climber appearing the size of an ant while hanging halfway up the towering face of El Capitan. It seemed too extreme to be real. I suppose a subconscious seed was planted because not long after leaving the park, I developed a budding interest in rock climbing. I still haven’t actually done it in the wild, but a session on the 40-foot walls of the Portland Rock Gym was enough to convince me it’s something I’m meant to pursue; That and the feeling I get from watching videos and looking at pictures. A search on YouTube quickly turned me onto Alex Honnold – a 26-year-old widely considered as the greatest living climber. An intense fascination sparked inside me as I watched numerous clips of him conquering walls around the world. My sense of awe melded with a deepening respect for his extraordinarily rare ability. Soon I got my hands on the May 2011 issue of National Geographic with Alex on the cover, standing on one of Half Dome’s ledges, and my obsession ratcheted up several notches. It was crazy enough to ascend these formations with aided climbing techniques but to free solo (do it without ropes or any sort of protection) struck me as an accomplishment bordering on super-human.

Alex Honnold is a humble dude from Sacramento who happens to be the ultimate rock star of the climbing world (Photo: Selin Cerbo)

I became a fan of Alex on Facebook and check his status updates from time to time. He doesn’t post often but in early September he wrote that he had arrived in Yosemite to begin his season. It was like a mythical warrior announcing his presence in dragon-country. As I pulled into the valley, I thought to myself, “Alex Honnold is here. I wonder what he’s doing.” It amplified the reverence I already feel for the area’s formations and the athletes who perform remarkable feats in climbing them. It was like being in Metropolis and knowing that if you’re at the right place at the right time, you might catch Superman zipping through the sky.

Sentinel Dome - I love that feeling of looking up at a formation like this and thinking, "We're going to be up THERE in a little bit." (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

Fast forward to Monday afternoon. We had spent much of the past two days partying at the Ahwahnee Hotel for Adam and Jessica’s 10th anniversary, so it was time to get out in the sunlight and explore our surroundings. Raven and I drove 45 minutes up the mountain to Sentinel Dome. It was only about a mile hike up to the top but the sudden rise in elevation was enough to leave us panting. From the top of the bulbous granite dome, the view was revelational. On one side of the terrain, Half Dome gave me a seductive wink. On the other, El Capitan stood in noble silence. I stared intently at both of the landmarks; amazed that anyone dares to climb them. They are so vertical and – at least from afar – relatively smooth. Especially Half Dome. The hand and foot-holds climbers rely upon are so minute, I’d imagine it’s impossible to trust them until you’re already a few thousand feet up and looking right at them. At this hour, late in the afternoon, there was nary a soul to be seen. Just a few crows circling in the void.

Even after seeing photos and video, I can't believe people can climb Half Dome without ropes. (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

Back in Crystalina (who fortunately wasn’t assaulted by a bear trying to get to our snacks), we continued up the road a short ways until reaching Glacier Point. There wasn’t time to do another hike, but we walked out to the edge and took in the view. This has to be the best place to bask in the full majesty of Half Dome. Even though it’s miles away, it practically seems like you could reach out and touch it. The shear front side is such a contrast to its sloped rear; it’s as if Mother Nature sliced it in half with laser precision. I strained to spot the ledge Alex stood on in the National Geographic cover shot but to the naked eye, all of the textures simply blended together. I found it particularly impressive that we could see Vernal and Nevada Falls from this vantage. Yosemite is a dreamy place to be a bird.

El Capitan on the left, BridalVeil Falls on the right. If anyone wonders, "What's so special about Yosemite?"...this photo is an easy answer. (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

Back in the car, we made one more stop at the popular pull-out on Hwy 41 known as Tunnel View. If Glacier Point has the best view of Half Dome, this is definitely the ultimate spot to behold El Capitan. Along with Bridalveil Falls on the opposite side, it frames this slice of the valley into a stunning postcard. Looking further beyond, Half Dome peeks out and the fluid contours of additional formations stretch into the horizon. I can picture Ansel Adams standing in that same spot capturing the soul of Yosemite. One of the great things about National Parks is that they rarely ever change.

Vernal and Nevada Falls from an angel's point of view atop Glacier Point (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

Cars passed me as I tooled along with my head out the window to admire El Cap on the drive back to the Ahwahnee. I transferred into the awaiting Mystery Box while Raven talked on the phone. Looking up, I was hit with a jolt of familiarity as an anonymous white van rolled out of the parking lot. My eyes shot to the open window. At the wheel…the one and only, Alex Honnold. “Hey Alex,” I called, causing him to hit the brakes. The first thing that popped out of my fanboy mouth: “I love you man!” Not exactly cool and calculated, but true. I went over, shook his hand and introduced myself. “Do you climb?” he asked casually. “I’m just getting into it,” I replied. “I follow you on Facebook so I knew you were here and I was wondering what you are up to.” “Just rock climbing,” he said in a manner so humble it could have been, “Just crocheting a few oven mits.” Before I knew what hit me, he was gone and I was left with a big, stupid grin on my face. I couldn’t stop thinking about how one of the world’s most gifted athletes lives much of his life in a van and pulls off all these death-defying climbs mostly under the radar. Maybe now a little less so since he was just featured on 60 Minutes last night. I hope our paths will cross again.

Our final destination on this Monday night would be Schuyler and Brian’s house in El Portal – a small town just outside the park. It makes for a gorgeous drive alongside the Merced River. We stayed in the yurt behind their house for three nights last October and I’ve been thinking of them a lot ever since. They are both hardcore climbers – especially Brian – and I knew the time would come to converge again and pick their brains. Unfortunately for us, Brian was away leading a Swiss client on a climbing expedition. It was nourishing though to pow wow with Schuyler and their three-year-old son Wilde. He came home from school that day in full robot attire. His Halloween costume had arrived in the mail and he insisted on wearing it. Schuyler had to coax him out of it before bed. He was in an ornery mood but still adorable in his costume with claws which harkened the name – Lobster Robot. He has a little brother on the way in three months and hopefully it will be a smooth transition as he has to share the attention.

It wasn't easy getting a photo of Wilde - the ornery lobster robot - during his Halloween test run (Photo: T. Blue)

“Bacon” was the answer. The question: “What do you want for dinner Wilde?” Smart kid. “Do you guys mind having BLTs for dinner?” Schuyler asked. Heck no. We’re easy; especially since we’ve been off the gluten-free wagon lately. She was missing lettuce (that crunch is, of course, a pivotal BLT component) but avocado made for an adequate substitution. In such a remote area, you can’t help but be grateful for whatever happens to be around. She upped the ante with some sautéed broccoli rabe as a side dish which I’ve only had a couple times. I didn’t remember it being so bitter but I find it intriguing and want more. I reignited my love affair with her cat Lily – a tough, old, quasi-Halloween-colored broad who comes across as one of the wisest felines I’ve met. She stares at you with this soft, omniscient gaze.

The next morning before we left, Schuyler kindly made a point to come back from work to give us a quick tutorial on climbing equipment and technique. I did my best to soak in all the information and follow her lead in tying some figure-nine knots to secure the rope to a harness. It made for a solid foundation of knowledge but I know I’ll need to drill it in much, much deeper before taking that first ascent. “We’ll take you guys up an easy route on the side of Half Dome the next time you come,” promised Schuyler. It’s hard to imagine, but if she says so, I trust her. Now to get in a few dozen more hikes like Sentinel Dome and then I’ll feel ready to start climbing for real. Hopefully next time I run into Alex Honnold, we’ll have a lot more to talk about.

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The Blue Blog: An Anniversary Celebration in the Heart of Yosemite with Friends, Family and JFK’s Ghost

There’s not enough tradition in the world these days so whenever the opportunity arises to take part, I’m all for it. Adam and Jessika (the same couple I talked up a few blogs ago) got married at the Ahwahnee Hotel in the Yosemite Village ten years ago. They make a point of returning every five years to honor the occasion with their friends and family. Raven and I heard how stellar the last two occasions were and knew we couldn’t miss this one. Opened in 1927, the Ahwahnee is one of the grand dames of National Park lodging. Last October we stopped in for a couple overpriced post-hike cocktails and enjoyed the view, but everything else was left to the imagination. Not only do these lovebirds shack up at the Ahwahnee, but they reserve the Presidential Suite where they host an ongoing celebration. The suite was built in 1961 for JFK’s visit the following year. Being that he is my favorite president, I like to think that the lingering trace of his spirit still resonates in that room. It felt powerful to stand in the same spot where he once stood.

Tenaya Lake is one of many storybook sights greetings Yosemite travelers on the Tioga Pass (Photo: T. Blue)

Even though we just did it 11 months ago, the drive into the park along the Tioga Pass is too spectacular to be assimilated in one dose. Maxing out at close to 10,000 feet in elevation, it is the highest pass in California. The scale of all the geologic formations in this area makes it seem like entering a land of the lost where it would be perfectly normal to spot a grazing brontosaurus. The senses are bombarded with such a variety of majestic terrain in a very short time. First you get a blast of the distinct granite mountain ranges which make Yosemite a climber’s paradise. The rock is so smooth and infallible, it made me want to reach out and caress it. Then there’s a succession of several lakes bordered by Lodgepole pines, granite domes and endless wilderness. On the way back a few days later, I took a dip in the biggest of these frontcountry High Sierra bodies of water – Tenaya Lake. At 8,150 feet in elevation, I wouldn’t exactly call it warm.

Tuolumne Meadows is the next step on the path. One could probably spend awhile exploring only this portion of Yosemite. It was a zoo at this time of year with every trailhead overflowing with cars. We’ll come back and check it out when we have more leeway. After Tuolumne, you pass through a long section of pine forests and kind of get lulled to sleep, forgetting the extent of what lies just ahead. Suddenly one’s entire field of vision is filled with gargantuan chunks of granite shooting forth from the earth. Peaks, domes and waterfalls extend way beyond what can be seen from a moving vehicle. I stuck my head out the window and tried to keep the Mystery Box between the lines and my jaw from dragging on the pavement. Without taking much time to take it all in, we swung our cars into the parking lot of the Ahwahnee and shifted gears into party mode.

The view of the backside of Half Dome from the Ahwahnee's Presidential Suite. (Photo: T. Blue)

One has to hand it to those who designed this hotel for making it so grandiose without clashing with the virgin wilderness which surrounds. It was built with as many local materials as possible and in some way feels like it could have just risen up from the valley floor. Even the Presidential Suite is very practical and doesn’t try to wow guests with anything too flashy. The feature which makes it so unforgettable is the wrap-around deck with a rare view of the backside of Half Dome. This would be where Adam, Ned and Matt would shift into their alternate identity as the Serendipity Stringband. Back in 2003, I used to see Ned and Matt play in a jamband called Spindrift. It was a treat to have them back in action. Ned, who looks a little like one of the Allman Brothers, still knows his way around a guitar to say the least. Matt – who reminds me a bit of Yogi Bear – is a highly talented acoustic guitarist, but on this night he stuck mostly to upright bass. Definitely one of the coolest instruments there is in terms of its versatility of sound and the technique used to play it. After the sun went down, Half Dome turned into a mysterious silhouette. As the moon rose slowly, it was exciting to see it gradually become illuminated. Too bad we didn’t have a laser projector.

The Serendipity Stringband got looser and looser as the night wore on yet still maintained a high caliber of musicianship (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

I’ve known Adam for awhile now but I wasn’t aware of his abilities as a singer and guitarist. Basking in the occasion’s palpable love glow, he summoned his rootsy soul while leading the band through an array of Americana and feel-good material. The guy has a captivating voice. During the first set on the deck, he serenaded Jessika with Amos Lee’s “Sweet Pea” – a song so ripe for the occasion it seemed like he wrote it. Later on, having moved the band inside to cozier confines, he dedicated Tom Petty’s “Wildflowers” to John and Caitlin – a couple celebrating their first wedding anniversary. They were practically in tears. I hadn’t seen John in close to ten years and it was a fulfilling reunion. It was my first time meeting Caitlin who immediately became a new best friend of both Raven and I. She’s a cutting edge costume designer and it turns out a funky costume I wore on a couple special occasions years ago was her handiwork. She and John split their time between a ranch in Gunnison, CO and a house they recently built in Belize. Caitlin should be getting commissions from the Belize Tourism Bureau based on the way she promotes everything about that country. This couple definitely makes ex-pat life seem extremely appealing.

These lovebirds could have picked a motel in Fresno and their friends would still have come to celebrate their anniversary. Fortunately they didn't. (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

In addition to friends old and new, it was sweet to have both Adam and Jessika’s parents and siblings in attendance. The party started out with a tequila tasting from an array of bottles including one brought by Adam’s brother Tyson shaped like a rifle. Go figure, it tasted a little metallic to me. I’m not much for blanco but I tried one (I forget the name) which was more complex than what I’ve come to expect from that style. Everyone was a little surprised when we realized all the bottles had been promptly polished off. An extensive antipasti spread helped absorb the alcohol. The two cheese plates were so comprehensive, I had to stop myself from getting carried away. The intimate celebration went deep into the night as everyone hopped from one enlightening conversation to another. It was somewhat unbelievable that no one ever came to ask us to quiet down. I guess that’s one of the benefits of the Presidential Suite.

This deer was chillin' like a villain alongside the Merced River. (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

The next day a handful of us took a short walk across the property to the Merced River and shook off the cobwebs with a plunge in the icy green waters. On the way there, we got a taste of the local wildlife. A two-and-a-half foot rattlesnake was getting from A to B, slithering its way through the shade, under a tree. It was rare to be able to observe a deadly reptile in motion from close proximity without being afraid. The rattler was sticking straight in the air. It disappeared quickly into a knoll; perhaps in pursuit of a rodent for lunch. Then right next to the river, a doe was lounging in the sand between a few logs. She hardly batted an eyelash when we came in for a closer look. The one missing piece of the last year’s wildlife puzzle remains a bear. I’d rather not come face-to-face, but a sighting from a car or secure structure would do just fine.

Notorious critic Anton Ego would surely give this ratatouille his stamp of approval. (Photo: T. Blue)

Later that night, a group of us gathered for dinner in the Ahwahnee’s resplendent dining room. The shear size and number of chandeliers evoked images of Hogwarts. Since seeing the movie, I still find it hard to resist ratatouille when it pops up on a menu. This version was one which made ordering a vegetarian entrée seem like an ultra-savvy stroke of wisdom. Full of interesting flavors, it was complemented by patches of pesto and romesco sauce; served atop pearl couscous which burst delightfully in my mouth. Scott and Allen opted for the seafood risotto which was good but not perfectly done. Risotto is difficult to nail. The next morning it was hard for all of us to check out. We wondered what it would be like to live there for a month. It will be interesting to see who is back at the Ahwahnee five years from now and how things have evolved. Hopefully Adam and Jessika’s daughters will still think their parents are cool.

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The Blue Blog: Reunited with The Mystery Box and Coming Full Circle

Is there anything we get more attached to as human beings than automobiles? They are just a step below pets. Calling them “inanimate objects” doesn’t feel right. A special car seems like it has a soul. We go through so much with them. They see us at our best and worst. When we don’t treat them well, there’s often an element of guilt. In order to fully come into its own, any righteous car needs a name. These tend to emerge naturally like when my friends Mike and Molly coined my black Ford Explorer Sport “The Mystery Box.” It was on our way down to a Phish show in West Palm Beach back in fall of ’96 and – as they sat in the back seat – there was the sense that anything and anyone inside that car was a mystery. That had a lot to do with the fact that I had every window tinted dark as midnight. They stayed that way for quite awhile until I got pulled over years later in Santa Barbara.

The Mystery Box - still looking sexy after 16 years of service (Photo: T. Blue)

Thinking about the Mystery Box unleashes a rush of nostalgia. Memories flash by like the Baja bachelor party bonzai, a 15-hour strike mission from Clemson, SC to Fayetteville, AR, a Zen-like cruise along a pitch black North Carolina country road in a ferocious rain storm and the coziness of using her as a hotel room while parked in a Humboldt redwood grove. She’s over 16 years old now and still going strong (knock on wood). Throughout the last year Raven and I have been on our wanderlust adventure, she’s (I thought for awhile it might be a he, but don’t all cars and boats have to be female?) been resting at a friend’s house in Ojai. I’ve missed the dramatic acceleration of driving a stick and how agile she is. That car’s turning radius is almost too good to be true. She’s still running great – especially with a new, buttery clutch – but the little things that come with age are starting to make driving less pleasant. Well, maybe not-so-little things like the A/C compressor dying, the open-door alert chiming at random intervals and the passenger window rolling down selectively. But as long as I have good tunes, all can be forgiven. I took pride in extending the lives of my favorite cassettes to play in The Mystery Box. On the way to Lake Tahoe yesterday, the sound started smearing and analog media edged one step closer towards ultimate extinction.

Other cars would be jealous of the life Crystalina has led this past year. She even got to stick her feet in the sand on Washington's Long Beach back in February. (Photo: T. Blue)

In the days before Raven got her Toyota 4Runner known as Crystalina, she had an ‘81 VW Vanagon Westphalia called Rowena. Man did that van have a personality. Her front end actually looked like a smiling face. She wasn’t always the most reliable or practical though so The Mystery Box served as our workhorse. We drove her 25,000 miles in 1999 when gas was cheap and no music event seemed too far. Now in the Crystalina era, I still relish my role as the (virtually) full-time chauffeur. I’m happy to offer Raven the luxury of dozing off whenever she wants, doing research or correspondence on her iPhone and navigating our ship into its next port. Leaving Santa Barbara last week, it was a strange feeling as we both drove away separately. Of course it’s good for us to spend some time apart and it was fun to caravan for the first time in awhile. We had officially come full circle, having passed go, collected $200 and started retracing the path where our trip had begun last October.

How's this for a camping set up? (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

Skipping Paso Robles this time around, we headed straight towards Benton Hot Springs in the Eastern Sierras. We arrived just before nightfall and settled into site #6 – the only one with an in-ground tub. We stayed at this same site with our dogs many years before so it felt particularly sentimental. The next morning we stopped next door at the inn to visit a cat named Hitler who made quite the impression on us last year. Belying his name (inspired by his mustache), this was one of the most affectionate cats I’ve ever been around. Now he goes by Sylvester which is certainly more P.C. but not nearly as amusing.

Hwy 120 - This is what car's dream about (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

Benton is located on Hwy 120 – the most exciting road we’ve ever driven. Raven and I embraced our independence as Crystalina and The Mystery Box floated along the asphalt magic carpet through the high desert. The driver is totally blind to what lies beyond some of the inclines because they’re so steep and sudden. I imagined the scene in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off with the parking attendant and his pal catching air while joyriding in the Ferrari. Anyone who has the opportunity should drive this road at least once. We continued through a pine forest, passed the otherworldly ecosystem of Mono Lake and pulled onto the Tioga Pass on our way to the Yosemite Valley.

Would you ever guess this dish was served inside a gas station? (Photo: T. Blue)

I had forgotten about the special treat we had in store before entering the park. Inside the unsuspecting walls of a Mobil Gas Station on Hwy 120 in Lee Vining, travelers from around the world converge upon the Whoa Nellie Deli. In sharp contrast to the typical nacho, hot dog and microwaveable horrors, this place has the most gourmet gas station fare anyone has ever seen. It’s funny to watch first-timers gazing up at the menu in awe. We opted for the seared ahi with seaweed salad and one of the daily specials – carnitas tacos. (Another special, for example, was a swordfish sandwich with sri racha onions.) Our order came up within minutes and each dish was bursting with flavor and integrity. The tacos were humungous, spilling over with tender chunks of pork and topped with a tomatillo salsa. Admiring the vibrant color of raw ahi never gets old. Sliced in generous slabs, it was delicate and savory with a light soy glaze coating the supple flesh. We gawked at every dish that went by from meatloaf to lobster taquitos. Blissfully satiated, we were ready to immerse in the splendor of Yosemite in a decisively different way than we did 11 months before.

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The Blue Blog: They Say the Children are Our Future….

It’s always so fascinating for me to see my friends’ offspring and what sort of little humans their DNA converges to produce. It’s surely one of the greatest marvels of biology to observe how certain physical, mental and emotional traits are plucked from each parent and entered into the equation. A lot of these kids are like a Mini-Me of mom or dad. I find myself especially intrigued by those that are complex blends of the two. Toby and Kathleen’s daughter Neeva Rioux is an ideal example of this. They are both very attractive people and their looks have been conjugated in a beautiful, exotic way. Like so many children these days, Neeva is growing up extra fast. She has absorbed her parent’s strong-willed temperament and already is quite adept at speaking her mind. While we were staying at their house in San Rafael, Raven walked into her room and said, “Hey Neeva. How’s it going?” “I don’t feel like talking right now,” she replied tersely. That gave us a good laugh. Toby and Kathleen are as hip as they come in regards to fashion, music, pop culture and technology so it’s only inevitable that Neeva will take those sensibilities even further. Her friends are going to have to be outrageously cool to keep up.

Neeva was sticking her tongue out at the camera until Kathleen coaxed her into this pose (Photo: T. Blue)

I’m 35 years old and I don’t have kids. I always thought I would be a father and maybe I still will, but thus far it hasn’t been part of my path. Mostly I just accept it without feeling regret but there are times when I see my friends with their kids where I have a clearer idea of what I’m missing. In San Rafael, that moment came while Toby and Neeva were jumping together on the deluxe trampoline he had just bought for her the week before. Can there be a better toy for a four-year-old girl? Their connection was so deep, it almost made me cry. Sure she can be a handful sometimes but almost any parent will probably agree that the hardships are outweighed by immeasurable joy. I don’t have a lot of faith in the future of this planet so I occasionally question the rationale behind bringing more people onto it. The optimists always say, “That’s why you do it. We need to raise conscious beings like these kids to help save the planet.” The problem is that kids like these are significantly in the minority.

Look up "cute" in the dictionary and you might find this picture.

Continuing south through Marin, we arrived in the adorable hamlet of Larkspur. To reach JP and Julie’s house, one has to drive through a corridor of redwoods. Only about six weeks earlier, the couple had welcomed their first child into the world – Judah James. JP and I have co-existed together and in parallel universes. We’ve experienced the highest highs and relatively low lows. The opportunity to meet his little miracle was extremely powerful because his existence represents a giant leap on the quest towards self-actualization and the opening of a glorious new chapter. I don’t know Julie nearly as well, but absolutely love her and hope to have the opportunity to spend more time together in the future. It always amazes me how motherhood tends to bring out a woman’s true beauty as they tap into their intrinsic purpose. Judah the Buddha is a tiny guy who looks a lot like his dad. Considering JP is an accomplished yogi, among other disciplines, he’ll probably be bending like a pretzel before his pals are learning to ride bikes. Holding him and admiring his little fingers, toes and ears, I let out a sigh. Raven and I sure would love to see what our child would look like.

A picture of bliss

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The Blue Blog: Maritime Disaster Narrowly Averted and Reigniting the Karaoke ‘Flame’

I could feel my grip rapidly slipping away. I couldn’t help but visualize the worst-case scenario inevitably about to unfold. My line of sight remained firmly focused on the horizon, just like they always tell you. I tried desperately to fight my mind which was starting to send out “S.O.S.” transmissions. “Get ready to stick your head under that metal railing, over the side of the boat. You’re about to throw up.” “No!” I yelled back. “It’s my birthday. This is not the day I’m going to be sea sick for the first time!” I’ve certainly come close before but I’m a pretty solid boat person and I always manage to pull through. This time shouldn’t have been any different. It was a relatively rough ride out into the Santa Barbara Channel on the Stardust sportfishing vessel, but no more so than other times. Maybe that breakfast burrito wasn’t agreeing with me. Whatever the cause, I knew I was on the verge of disaster. “What kind of message does that express if I get sea sick on my birthday?” I contemplated; prematurely veering towards the philosophical. From what I’ve heard, I know that the sea sickness threshold is such a fine line and once you cross over, there’s no going back. Plus, it was going to be really embarrassing to lose my cool (and breakfast) in front of 18 passengers and two crew members.

It doesn't have to be big to be delicious. Raven delights in her catch on the Stardust. (Photo: T. Blue)

There was no candle to blow out but my wish had already come true. Somehow I got over the hump and survived a very close call. I just kept baiting my hook, casting my line and clinging to a semblance of positivity. What an immense relief when I knew I was in the clear. After a little while, I even recovered enough to enjoy one of the coveted attractions of any outing on the Stardust: a bacon cheeseburger prepared in the tiny galley with the deft touch of longtime deckhand, Casey. Everything tastes better at sea but I think these burgers could hold their own on land. Definitely one of those, “more than the sum of their parts” kind of deals. It wasn’t a blockbuster day of fishing for Raven and I, but we caught enough to feed our friends. We got off to a slow start but finished strong. It was the usual assortment of rockfish, including a couple red snapper. She kept five and me four. We each had to throw back a few. I was proud of Raven. The ecstatic smile on her face after she caught a sizable brown rockfish was priceless. Later that night we feasted on fish tacos with a fine group of friends. The feeling of cooking up one’s own catch is so gratifying.

Readers of this blog know that I am a karaoke enthusiast. I had stayed under the radar since my ill-fated Michael McDonald attempt at Portland’s Alibi back in February. When our host Vega suggested we go down to The Cliff Room for Thursday night karaoke, it sounded like a stroke of genius. I quickly forgot about the edict I imposed on myself years before: Don’t go to a bar on your birthday. I owe my survival to the fact that nobody bought me any shots. Located in a shopping plaza on the Mesa, The Cliff Room is a classic neighborhood sports bar which isn’t going to win any beauty contests. Occasionally it attracts a questionable element but on this night it was at its best (i.e. laid-back, festive vibe without overt drunkenness). Vega has this newfound lust for singing and hopes to eventually join a band. She reminded me of a Scandinavian Jessica Rabbit as she seduced the crowd with Fiona Apple’s “Criminal.” Someone had clearly been putting in their practice time in front of the mirror.

You have to appreciate the 80's power ballads. (Photo: Carter Sisney)

I’m in serious need of a guaranteed karaoke song to keep on cue in my back pocket. While nursing a greyhound or three, I scoured the songbook looking for a slam dunk. In the end I had to fall back on something I really cared about; the song I slow-danced to at summer camp in ’88 – Cheap Trick’s “The Flame.” The problem I constantly run into with karaoke is how weird I sound to myself while singing over the recorded track. I could sense the wheels starting to come off when I looked up to see a guy I had never met before cheering me on. It was just the boost I needed to gallop towards the finish line. That’s one of the best things about karaoke. You don’t have to be great. You just have to be passionate. Also, it helps to pick a crowd-pleaser. I was a hurting buckaroo the next day but I had some sweet memories to reflect on.

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The Blue Blog: Swallowed Up By Nor. Cal’s Redwood Vortex

We all have our happy places. Those spots on Earth that soothe our soul and clear away the clutter; making it easier to connect with who we really are. These are the mental images we tune in while sitting in the dentist’s chair. Ever since I first came in contact with a redwood tree only about 15 years ago, redwood forests have been that place. It doesn’t matter which one. Santa Cruz, Mendocino, Humboldt… as different as they may be, they are all linked by the power of their towering inhabitants. Whenever I broach this subject, people tend to respond in solidarity. They share my love for the redwoods and there are so many reasons why millions share this common enchantment. First there’s the shear size, where in many cases we can’t even see the top. They are all unique like snowflakes ranging from cylindrical idealism to mutant varieties splitting into two like Siamese twins. Then there’s the knowledge that they’ve been around for hundreds of years before our birth. These aren’t inanimate objects. They are receptacles for environmental information. The symbiotic relationship they have with each other and the ecosystem around them is palpable. Then there’s a spiritual element which transcends all of that. Something we can’t fully put our finger on.

As long as no one's hunting them, these elk appear to have it pretty darn good (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

Let’s turn back the clock several weeks to that day Raven and I saw the grey whale swimming in the Klamath River, three miles inland from the ocean. The 45-foot whale had been there for six weeks at that point on August 6th and still looked totally healthy and happy as far as we could tell. Sadly she beached herself a week later and it is still not known why she was motivated to stray so far from her migratory path. One piece I read suggested it could have been due to Navy sonar. After we drove away from the bridge, where at least 50 people admired the whale about 80-feet below, the live Animal Planet experience continued. We quickly found ourselves passing through elk country. Small herds lounged in grassy meadows as we admired them from afar. “What a life,” I exclaimed, watching these massive beasts appearing extra sedate as if they had just polished off a hearty brunch. They might as well have been reading the paper and smoking a pipe while savoring their unified family dynamic.

These trees like to hug back. They are full of love. (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

Pretty soon we came to the turn-off for the Newton B. Drury Scenic Parkway which would take us through Prairie Creek Redwoods State Park. Thick fog hung over the landscape obscuring the trees and taking the scene a step beyond mystical. Not having a lot of spare time, we didn’t stop to hike. It was satisfying enough to stare in reverence and inhale the air. Further down the coast, we reached the Avenue of the Giants – perhaps the world’s most awe-inspiring road through a redwood forest. The name says it all as these trees loomed like Jack’s beanstalk, dipping their leafy wicks into the clouds. I imagined how glorious it would be to have a whole afternoon to stop at every trailhead and wander amongst the giants. We did stop to take a short hike and get up close and personal. I think one of the things that appeals to me about the redwoods is they have a human-like essence. They grow in close proximity and it’s easy to imagine them carrying profound conversations with each other.

Walking along the fern-laden trail, we came upon a particularly powerful trio. Aligning myself in their center, I basked in the oxygen-rich vortex, inhaled the sweet atmosphere and sensed the ions swirling around me. Somewhere very close yet just out of sight, a babbling brook added its own harmony to the mix. On the way back, we took turns shimmying into a narrow opening in the trunk of one of the trees. Being enveloped by redwood, touching the fibers and feeling the pulse of organic life is something of a revelation.

These are some of the smaller trees on the Avenue of the Giants (Photo: T. Blue)

Tucked within the Humboldt Redwoods State Park, the Avenue of the Giants is an ultimate expression of man’s creation converged with nature’s gifts. The asphalt ribbon unreels through four connected sections of forest; each as amazing as the last. I contemplated a day when there would be time to cover all 31 miles on foot so I could touch every tree and explore every grove. Ahhh…One can dream. I miss those redwoods as I write about them now. Pictures don’t do justice but I can call upon the mental images whenever I want to return to my happy place. Emerging from the forest, there was the Eel River; flowing gently and blinking in the afternoon sunlight. Of course we couldn’t continue down the 101 without taking a plunge in the cool, moss-colored water. Somewhat to my surprise, it was exponentially warmer than the Rogue River two days before. Cleansing ourselves of everything that came before, a fresh chapter opened as a new round of adventure awaited further south.

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The Blue Blog: Catching Up with Soul Friends – Part Two (South Lake Tahoe)

Waking up with burning nostrils, cracked lips and parched throat from the bone-dry air is a small price to pay for being immersed in the beauty of Lake Tahoe. The last time we passed through this mountainous sanctuary, it was autumn and we were captivated by the goldenrod leaves falling from groves of quaking aspens. Almost a full cycle of the sun later, it was summer, the tourists were out in droves and the lake was shimmering in all its glory. The pungent smell of pines permeated the atmosphere as we awoke everyday to some of the most perfect weather on Earth. Well, I suppose it could use just a hair of humidity. The last stretch driving into South Lake Tahoe always feels like forever as you wind along next to the Truckee River, navigate mountain passes and finally drop into the basin. When we come to Tahoe, we’re coming to visit the exceptional human being who introduced Raven and I – a dynamo known as Scott Free. This time the pot was sweetened with two concerts by a rock ‘n roll band called Phish.

Since he left Santa Barbara over ten years ago, Scott has lived in a handful of houses in different areas of California in search of his ultimate comfort zone. He still hasn’t found it, but what they all have in common is the ability to create the sense of an instant vacation whenever anyone visits. His prerequisite of a hot tub is undoubtedly a contributing factor. Back in the fall of ’99, Scott was kind enough to share his tiny studio apartment with me in the Santa Barbara mountains. He’s come a long way since then when his main piece of furniture was the removable bench seat from his Chevy Suburban. During that time I realized how skillful he is in the kitchen, stemming from extensive experience working in restaurants. Operating with surgical precision, he would bust out these simple, healthy, flavorful meals with impressive efficiency. Arriving at his house a couple weeks ago on a Monday night, my eyes lit up when he announced that a stir fry was on the menu. Not only can he cook up a storm, but you can always count on him to have cutting edge condiments like coconut liquid aminos, nutritional yeast and sriracha. In the morning, there’s a good chance he’ll have a glass of freshly pressed veggie juice for you.

Anyone who really knows Scott, is well aware of his reputation for throwing legendary parties. He’s met the majority of his friends, including Raven and I, in connection with live music. When certain musical events call for it, he loves nothing more than capping the evening with a classy, yet decidedly hedonistic, soiree. I have been hearing about all these parties happening in hotel suites around the country over the last decade but hadn’t actually been to one since February 2000 at the infamous Hyatt on the Sunset Strip. When the Phish juggernaut announced two shows in South Lake Tahoe, the stage was set for Senor Free to lay down the gauntlet. Hosting it at his own house wouldn’t work because it was way too far from the venue at Harvey’s Outdoor Arena. Naturally he had to seek out the most spectacular lakeside rental just a five minute walk from the concert. The fact that his mom passed away after an 18-month battle with brain cancer two days before the shows only intensified the importance of following through with these plans and surrounding himself with as much love and support as possible. He had a beautiful altar set up in her honor.

Not that you would need a party to be entertained at this house but it was definitely a bonus. (Photo: T. Blue)

Considering that these shows were a reunion for oodles of friends who hadn’t seen each other in a long time, having a common ground to reconnect was priceless. Each night after the shows, my heart kept skipping beats as a steady stream of blasts from the past poured through the door. For the days leading up to it, I went through my head imagining the people I would see. Of course I couldn’t even begin to imagine all the surprises. Things got off to a promising start as we checked into the house on Tuesday afternoon. Phish’s soundcheck resonated with perfect clarity right into the kitchen as we set up the bar. Scott is one of those, “Any friend of yours is a friend of mine,” kind of guys so it was great to meet some of his Colorado posse who flew out for the occasion. I hung especially hard with one cat in particular, Dave, who it turned out had gone to my same college (Clemson) for a couple of years. Like many of the more mature Phish aficionados these days, he slipped away from his wife and kids to tap into some of the best music happening right now on the planet. Starting out with this band 18 years ago, it’s been interesting to see the steady climb of the average audience age range which now hovers in the 30s and 40s.

Whether day or night, whenever anyone walked in the backyard of the party house, a gasp was generally followed by a bout of laughter. The image of Lake Tahoe surrounded by mountains is dramatic and borderline surreal even when barely visible. This one ponderosa pine, bigger than all the others, anchored the shoreline like a sentry, pumping copious amounts of oxygen into the thin air. In a way it was kind of a blessing that it was too cold to spend much time outside so that all the noise would be contained inside the wooden log walls. As the festivities wound down the second night, a few of us huddled by the outdoor stone fireplace in front of the house. It had all gone by too quick but we’ve come to expect that by now. I was kind of amazed things never got out of hand. Scott’s parties have a way of attracting only the “right” people.

Adam and I don't see each other or talk very often but when we get together, the sparks always fly. (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

Staying in South Lake Tahoe for the next week afforded us the opportunity to fit in quality time with a few people we share a rare, soulful kinship with. Allen and Adam have known each other for ages and it’s especially amusing to get them together because they riff off each other and know how to get the other one’s goat. After exploring other areas, Allen recently came back to Tahoe to roost. Intrepid as he is, Allen had just returned from a kayak camping trip he took only a day after having a double root canal. Crazy or committed? Maybe a good balance of both.

On Wednesday, we met the pair at Adam’s house for an extravagant homecooked meal. While we talked about our adventures, they also regaled us with tales from recent travels abroad. Allen with a story about haunted archeological ruins in Belize; Adam of the culinary splendors of Italy. (He said that the biggest American misconception of Italian food is that you’re supposed to eat pasta and meat together.) I know some foodies but this guy appreciates every component of the culinary universe in a wholistic way which approaches the realm of religion. When we made plans to meet and he said he was going to cook, we knew we were in for an experience.

The cheese course is a vital component of any French meal. (Photo: T. Blue)

Preparing for a family trip to France in the near future, he announced that he was in a French kind of mood. Like his personality, Adam’s cuisine is anything but subtle, but he is a master at bringing out the nuances of each ingredient. He also realizes the value in structuring any meal in a methodical way. After an elaborate cheese course, he revealed we’d be going straight to the entrée as Europeans never eat salad first. His white bean cassoulet was made with natural sausage purchased from the butcher just a few blocks away and perfectly tender bone-in chicken. I have a major thing for white beans so this was music to my palate. It was followed with a grilled nectarine salad adorned with a shower of fresh ground pepper. Cooking fruit on the grill is a crafty technique which made this dish into a standout. We concluded with a lemon granita – a simple sorbet-type of dessert he made with lemons and lemon rind. Super refreshing. I almost forgot the wines…We oohed and aahed as we compared two exceptional (and well-decanted) wines from France’s premiere regions of Burgundy and Bordeaux.

Later in the meal, Adam’s wife Jessica came home from roller derby practice. She has been on a team for a few years and during that time the sport has totally blossomed. She used to be one of the most mild-mannered people we knew, and she’s still no unabashed extrovert, but it’s cool to realize how a contact sport with such a focus on camaraderie can provide such a boost. Their two young daughters are surely inspired by mom’s extracurricular activity. Any Grateful Dead fan would appreciate Jessica’s roller derby alter ego: Scarlet>Fire. She actually had it printed on her shirt sleeve. She told us that recently men have gotten in on the action and are starting their own leagues. What a cool role reversal for men to play second fiddle in a sport. It’s about time. The women are probably tougher anyways.

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The Blue Blog: Catching Up with Soul Friends – Part One (San Francisco)

Breaking bread with friends is a timeless ritual which tends to reignite memories from the past and accentuate the comfort of the present. During the past few weeks, we’ve had the pleasure of reconnecting with some of our favorite people on Earth coupled with delicious meals. Just this morning in San Francisco, my college roommate Adam wielded his culinary finesse with a brunch dish unlike any I’ve had before. I can’t ever remember him cooking when we lived together, but somewhere along the line the guy developed some mad skills.

The photo doesn't nearly do these exotic huevos rancheros justice. I would eat this dish any day of the week. (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

He busted out huevos rancheros with fresh mango and purple cabbage; a killer combination of sweet, spicy and savory. Raven, his girlfriend Jessica and I sipped mimosas in between blissful bites. Time with Adam is synonymous with laughter as we reminisce about random hilarities from our college days. Today it was our trip to Jazz Fest in ’96 when by complete chance we passed an old friend of his who was so startled when he saw us, he lost control of his car and did a few 360’s into the grass median. We haven’t seen the guy since but hopefully he was alright.

A guy who cooks well and plays a mean guitar? Jessica seems to appreciate it. (Photo: T. Blue)

Parallel to his kitchen abilities, Adam’s guitar and vocal chops have grown exponentially over the years. I was there when he bought his first guitar over 15 years ago. Now he has this gorgeous Taylor custom acoustic which he commands with astonishing authority. Back in our apartment at Clemson, I remember him playing “Over the Hills and Far Away” constantly until it became somewhat presentable. On Friday night our friend Claire, who just moved back to San Francisco from Santa Barbara, joined us for dinner. When we got back home after a pit stop at Zam Zam Lounge in the Haight (a classic watering hole where Anthony Bourdain knocked back a few on No Reservations), Adam emerged with his art piece of an axe crafted of Macassar Ebony and treated us to a soulful late night serenade. I couldn’t believe his repertoire and the style and grace he brought to each song. He did an admirable job almost pulling off the near-impossible Robert Hunter song, “Reuben & Cherise” – one of my all-time favorites. Perhaps even more impressive were the few original compositions which elevated him to the realm of professional singer-songwriter status. “You could be playing that at the Fillmore,” Claire exclaimed as the three of us listened in awe.

I recall the April afternoon Adam first arrived in San Francisco, still wet behind the ears like a Myrtle Beach neophyte. On Saturday we followed him from his doorstep up to the top of Tank Hill where he pointed out every noticeable landmark in the 270-degree view of the city by the bay; a city which is now his. He could probably tell a funny story related to almost any neighborhood we might explore. It feels so good for me to be in San Francisco for the first time in a few years. When I moved to California just a couple weeks before Adam, I had every intention of living in San Francisco and following in Bill Graham’s footsteps. Plans changed quickly and love beckoned in Santa Barbara. Still, the connection I have with San Francisco is so palpable and over the past few days I’ve been reminded that I am as happy here as almost any city in the world.

In a city which welcomes man-love, Tyler and Adam are feelin' it atop Tank Hill (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

It’s essential to have a friend to stay with in San Francisco. This time it has been a special treat to post up in Adam’s Cole Valley house which is easily the nicest place I’ve ever stayed in the city. There are views of the hills from decks on all three levels. His taste in furniture is impeccable. Not to be understated is the ease of parking. He may want to pull his hair out on occasion, but the global marketing field has been good to Adam. Every neighborhood in this city has such a unique character but some more than others. On Friday, Raven and I took a short walk to the Castro and enjoyed the novelty of walking down one of the gayest streets in America. At the top of the block waves an enormous rainbow flag. It was a fun destination for casual shopping with plenty of cutting edge fashion, fittingly-named shops like “Rock Hard,” apropos items (a dog t-shirt at the Best in Show Pet Boutique read “I have two daddies”) and people watching to boot. Raven joked that she might have to be prepared to fight some guys off of me.

Today we drove across town to the Ferry Building which, for no good reason at all, we’ve never been to before. In the vein of Chelsea Market in New York City and Pike’s Place in Seattle (although totally different), it’s an absolute must for anyone who appreciates gourmet food and absorbing the locavore essence of a metropolis. We got there too late so our time was limited but we got to scan all the gourmet purveyors. I had been looking forward to going to Boccalone; a shop specializing in cured pork products (i.e. charcuterie) which I saw featured on the Food Network. Their signature item is a Salume Cone which is a small paper cone containing slices of three different meats; in this case prosciutto, sopressata and capicola. A striking trio of flavors indeed. I would have loved to try some of their salami and other items but they aren’t cheap. Across the way, we couldn’t resist buying a bag of raw kale chips. However, the biggest temptation of all came at the Cowgirl Creamery with its knockout selection of cheeses. Unless you go to place like this, it’s hard to find so many sheep’s milk cheeses. We picked one with a salty citrus flavor which is dangerously good.

No trip to San Francisco is complete for me without visiting the Haight. Being reverent of Grateful Dead history and one who feels a kinship with all that went down there in its heyday, that neighborhood continues to tell a story on a continuous thread rolling through time and space. I love walking the same streets that Jerry Garcia and Co. once strolled regularly when they lived at the legendary residence of 710 Ashbury. The Haight these days is pretty rough around the edges with more than its share of homeless people, druggy vibe and layer of grime, but tie-dye still pulses through its heart. This time though it was exciting to see fresh energy injected into the neighborhood’s commerce in the form of Burning Man Festival fashions, classy vintage clothing shops and a tasteful nod to the macabre at a store called Love it to Death. It was also touching to see a shrine set up in memory of Amy Winehouse.

I’ve been carrying around a completed punch card for the Blue Front Café like a winning lottery ticket which I finally cashed in for my favorite falafel. It’s hard to find exceptional falafel and these folks really have it down to a science. It’s got to be crispy on the outside, green on the inside, wrapped in fresh lavash and accompanied by tangy tahini and creamy hummus. The elements that push this one into a rarified realm are roasted eggplant and a zesty, red pepper dipping sauce. As usual, I couldn’t stop myself from forcing down those last few bites but I only have it once every couple years so how could I resist? After getting a reminder of the real deal, I can’t help but be astonished how many restaurants try to get away with selling stuff that barely qualifies as falafel. Is this reason enough for me to consider living in San Francisco? Not quite but I’ll always cherish these visits and hopefully they’ll be more frequent than they have been lately.

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The Blue Blog: Falling Deeper in Love with Oregon from River to Lake to Vineyard

It’s been a long time since I’ve camped four nights in a row. That sort of repeated exposure to nature makes it seep in on a cellular level. On this trip, each experience in widely variant terrain leaves a reel of snapshots in my mind. The first morning I sat on a fallen log jutting into the Metolius River, watching the rising sun illuminate the gentle ripples. The next morning I stood spellbound by the mirror image of a pine tree forest captured in a lagoon. The third morning I saw a giant bird cruising down the Rogue River, just a little too fast to reveal its mysterious identity. On the final morning, we watched a family of Native American fisherman suit up to hunt for salmon where the Klamath River meets the Pacific Ocean. The common thread on all four of these days was that each time we were faced with settling for the average but a dash of luck allowed us to skirt the ordinary. Each night fate guided us to a cherry site directly on a river or lake. During the summer without booking in advance, this is no small feat. Of course we still would have been grateful to for any sort of immersion in nature but once the standard is set, it’s hard to go back.

I liked how the Metolius River had all these little islands in it. I took this shot from the tip of a fallen log. (Photo: T. Blue)

After spending several months near Portland, it was time to head south and get a better taste for Oregon’s diverse topography. Our first destination was the aptly named campground called Smiling River in the Three Sisters Wilderness. Blanketed on each side by ponderosa pines, the Metolius River rolled through like a lazy August breeze. Driving through the valley the next morning, snow-capped mountain peaks protruded from barren, volcanic plains. I was finally about to enter the realm of Bend – a town I had been yearning to see. Our first stop was the Bendistillery – one of the most extraordinary boutique distilleries in the country. We tasted tiny swallows of all their spirits; most of which clearly stood out as exceptional products. I knew as soon as it passed my lips, the Desert Juniper Gin was probably the best gin I’ve ever had. It was so smooth, even Raven liked it. We were blown away by their infused vodkas with basil, ginger and hot peppers. We tried the Mazama Pepper Vodka in a small cocktail with mango juice and it was bewitching. Cofia – another one with coffee and hazelnut – was dangerously delicious.

Raven had been to Bend a long time ago and remembered it as a cowboy town. I guess it has come a long way since then because the whole downtown area looked very new like everything had been built in the last decade. I was immediately drawn in by the vibrant energy of the shops and the overall approachable character in general. It was bigger than I expected with more than enough going on to make it seem like a viable place to live. The main attraction is the Deschutes River winding through the town. It looked so clean and inviting as people tubed along at a mellow clip. We didn’t spend a lot of time in Bend but it was enough to know at the least that we want to go back soon and, at the most, call it home.

Morning glory on East Lake, looking down from Cinder Hill (Photo: T. Blue)

Closed roads from construction made it a bitch to get out of town and we were struggling to figure out our next camping destination. We settled on a spot called Cinder Hill which had been listed as one of the best in the state. Nestled on one side of East Lake southeast of Bend, it required a drive deep into Newberry Volcanic National Monument. When we got there, the prospects looked grim as almost every site at the large campground was occupied. Just when we were on the verge of settling, we saw a handicapped site which could not be reserved until 7 p.m. The clock read 7:02. Not only was it right on the lake, but it was huge compared to most of the others. We set up our site and admired an extended sunset accompanied by some mystifying, extra terrestrial clouds. The stars were especially electrifying that night. I was wishing my Google Sky Map app was working so I could identify the constellations.

This little mama made us laugh with her vocal antics (Photo: T. Blue)

The next morning I took a solo hike around the lake up to a vantage point to get a better view of the lake. It felt so good to climb the jagged volcanic formations and connect with the rocks. My lust for climbing continues to swell. Upon return, I took a dip to cool off and nip a bad hair day in the bud. Back at the site, Raven and I marveled upon a prairie dog (at least that’s what we think it was) living in a stump with its baby. It would emerge periodically, stand on its hind legs and emit this shrill chirping sound. We wondered what it might be saying and to whom. It was an interesting deviation from the chipmunks at all of our other destinations.

Not a bad place for a picnic, eh? (Photo: T. Blue)

From East Lake, it was an easy drive to Crater Lake. It was surprising to see so many patches of thick ice still present in that area despite the baking sun. We were thrilled to have the opportunity to use our annual national parks pass. We’ll be lucky if we have any more chances before the year is up. I pulled Crystalina over at an empty spot and we laid out a blanket for a picnic. Our rice bread from Trader Joe’s had gone moldy but we were more than content munching on sliced turkey with pickles, baby carrots, tortilla chips, mustard and New Zealand raw cheddar. A trio of Harley dudes remarked upon the beauty of our spot. It’s pretty cool how no matter who you are, the breathtaking nature of Crater Lake is bound to stop you in your tracks.

On the way up in October, one of our most memorable stops was the Rogue River Gorge which not only was stunningly gorgeous but had one of the best smells on earth; like candy-coated pine cones. We knew this might be the tallest order yet to score a campsite on the Rogue on a Friday night. Driving through Union Creek campground, there were a few passable sites but nothing on the water. Moving on down the road to Natural Bridge, fate was on our side as site #2 was there waiting for us as if it had a big bow tied around it. We were all smiles in assessing the spacious site with lots of privacy, big trees and the Rogue running through its backyard. The next site over, a group of 60-somethings were already getting rowdy, blasting Old Blue Eyes. Raven and I forced ourselves into the icy emerald river and managed not to get swept away. The campground was kindling heaven as we gathered armfuls before building our first and only fire of our four night run. Other than some chili which had a firm disagreement with me, the experience was bliss.

The Rogue River has a different personality around each bend (Photo: T. Blue)

I awoke early for a solo hike along the river; savoring the sacred silence apart from my footsteps and the flow. Virgin light illuminated the river’s altering personalities around each bend. Just a little ways up, it narrowed into an intense section of rapids rocketing through a mini gorge. The Rogue was formed out of volcanic activity; a reality which is accentuated in observing the rocks which comprise its banks. After we packed up, Raven and I ventured over to the natural bridge trail where the river’s volcanic elements came into greater focus. One cave which had formerly been a lava tube sucked in the water and propelled it out in a hypnotic sheet-like pulsation. The natural bridge is a point where the whole river is siphoned underground below a solid mass of lava rock. Any river holds intrigue but few are as dynamic as the Rogue. Plus, it has the coolest name.

Evidence of a cosmic connection between Raven and Bear - the malamute puppy (Photo: T. Blue)

Naturally as the oenophiles that we are, we couldn’t leave the Rogue River Valley without sampling some of the fruits of the vine. We started at Crater Lake Cellars where the owner and winemaker Steve Gardner generously poured about nine wines covering a wide gamut. His straightforward style leaned towards an old world proclivity. His wife’s photographs graced the labels adding a fine personal touch. There was one with an owl which used to live in a tree outside their home. We enjoyed all the wines but I think my favorite was a combination of two Rhone varietals – grenache and mourvedre if I recall correctly. The cab was awesome too. He finished us off with a port-style red which he had the good sense to complement with a piece of dark chocolate. Wine and chocolate are sexy bedfellows. On our way out, we freaked out over a pair of malamute puppies owned by a family from Portland.

Folin Cellars is an outpost of viticultural excellence which is well worth the drive (Photo: T. Blue)

Getting a totally different taste of the Rogue Valley, we ventured out into the sticks, in an area called Gold Hill, where we reached a state-of-the-art facility which is home to Folin Cellars. There we were greeted by tasting room manager – Steve – who quickly presented himself as a kindred spirit. He was so passionate about each wine and every aspect of the winery’s operations. It didn’t hurt that he was playing Jack Johnson’s always welcome “Sitting, Waiting, Wishing.” We started with the viognier which knocked our socks off with its complex minerality. He poured us several wines that weren’t on the official tasting sheet, each showcasing the estate’s impressive terroir, attention to detail and patience in bringing out the best in each varietal. Perhaps my favorite wine, the tempranillo, was a 2007. That says a lot about Folin’s approach in that they have the good taste to wait four years to pour this rich, seductive wine. Another super classy touch was their use of glass corks. Costing four times as much as ordinary corks, this is a new innovation which keeps the bottles airtight. We wished we could have afforded to walk away with a couple of cases.

From Folin it was a hop, skip and a jump back into the Golden State. Even though we had recently spent the night near LAX on the way back from Mexico, it felt significant to drive back into our old home state. After all the easy camping in Oregon it was a rude awakening when we attempted to score a site at a state park. Our fee to camp on the Rogue River was $10. The standard fee at all California State Parks: $35. Ouch! We drove through Prairie Creek State Park which was filled with gargantuan redwoods and some of the coolest sites ever, but all that was left was the dregs. We stopped in Klamath to get some fresh smoked (overpriced) salmon and contemplated forking out $91 on a cozy cabin. It just didn’t feel right as we couldn’t ignore nature’s call. We swung down a random road and found ourselves beckoned towards the Requa RV Park. It was Saturday night yet the place was practically empty. It almost seemed too good to be true (and just a little bit eerie) considering its placement right on the Klamath River where it runs into the Pacific. The office was deserted and this would be a rare night of free camping. Other than the hard, rocky ground and a few bizarrities we don’t have time to go into right now, Requa was an unexpected revelation.

We could have stood on this bridge and watched this whale for hours. Some people probably did. (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

The next morning driving on the 101 just a mile south of the campground, dozens of people were perched on a bridge looking over the edge. A fellow camper named Joe who seemed like a paranoid schizophrenic had mentioned a whale swimming in the river but I figured he was delusional. Sure enough, we made our way to the center of the bridge to see a full-sized grey whale swimming in circles a 100 feet below. We’ve been whale watching before, but seeing this massive mammal from an angel’s perspective made for a surreal novelty. Probably about 50 feet long, it glided through the jade water, holding everyone’s attention with each movement. At one point when it crossed under the bridge, it was a spectacle to see the mob hustle across the street. Each person had a look of awe painted on their face.

The fishermen in the Klamath River are probably thinking, "Damn that whale! She's cleaning house."

We thought it might be sick or confused, but it appeared to be perfectly healthy and lucid. A friendly cop on the whale beat later told us it had been there for six weeks. At one point we watched it do this feeding dance where it was obviously rounding up fish by swinging its tail to create a vacuum of sorts. Strange as it may be for this ocean-going creature to set up shop in the river, I like to think it’s a little bit more cunning than the rest of the pack. What’s not to like about an all-you-can-eat salmon buffet and steady droves of admirers snapping your photo? Don’t we all want to be a bigger fish in a smaller pond?

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The Blue Blog: Venturing into the Mayan Jungle of Chichen Itza and the Long Journey There and Back

Standing in line sweating bullets at the Cancun bus station, it looked like my well-devised plan was about to fly out the window. Only one time – 14:20 – was listed for the departures to Valladolid. If we didn’t leave at 13:00, we would miss the connection to Chichen Itza, sticking us with an expensive cab ride if we could find one at all. When it was finally my turn to talk to the agent (well, “talk is a relative term given my pathetic Spanish), I realized the display board wasn’t accurate and the plan was going to work. When we first thought of using the bus system in Mexico, images of Romancing the Stone came to mind, as it seemed possible we might be sharing space with chickens and goats in some cold war-era clunker. It turned out that first class bus travel there is actually better than a lot of U.S. air travel. The ADO line of Mercedes buses are modern, well-air conditioned, the reclining seats are really comfortable and they play movies (albeit en espanol). Guys even walk down the aisle selling snacks and drinks prior to departure. Plus, the price is right.

After a two hour ride to Valladolid, we had a brief layover before hopping on another bus to make the final 50-minute stretch to Chichen Itza. A few minutes into the ride, we suddenly realized we were stopped and our driver had disappeared. Ten minutes later he reemerged all sweaty with a grim look on his face. A dreadlocked gypsy kindly relayed to us gringos that the bus was defunct and we were going to return to Valladolid and catch another one. Little did we know it would be a municipal bus which stopped every five minutes to let the locals off but we were just grateful to be headed in the right direction. Raven and I were glued to the window with intrigue seeing how these people were living so bare bones in the middle of nowhere. It’s amazing how such a large portion of the world can get by with so little and still maintain a semblance of happiness.

This photo doesn't do justice, but if you look closely you can see how massive this Ear Pod Tree is on the grounds of Mayaland Resort (Photo: T. Blue)

We got dropped off on the side of the road in a tiny town called Piste and felt fortunate to catch a cab the short distance to our hotel. Since these were the last two nights of our Mexican adventure, we figured we might as well go out in style. It was a no-brainer to stay at the Mayaland Resort & Bungalows – the closest hotel to the archeological ruins of Chichen Itza. This four-star resort has been around since 1929 and hosted many presidents, world leaders and Luciano Pavarotti. It even has a restaurant named after him. The grounds of the expansive property double as a botanical garden with exotic species of trees, plants and flowers. There is this one particularly massive specimen near the lobby called an Ear Pod Tree which is kind of like a banyan without all the hanging roots. If we forgot for a moment that we were in the jungle, the bird calls served as a constant reminder. The Spanish colonial architecture of all the structures is grand without being pretentious. We were thrilled when they upgraded us into a Royal Mayan Bungalow with a pool outside the door shared between just a few other bungalows.

This portal was one of the first things we saw upon entering the hallowed grounds of Chichen Itza (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

Aside from the beauty of the surroundings, the main reason to stay here is that Mayaland has its own private entrance into the ruins. On Thursday morning, we arranged a private tour beginning at 8. Our guide, Jaime, was a 40-year vet so there was no doubting his expertise. He spent three hours with us rather than two because he could tell we were hungry for his knowledge and couldn’t resist being thorough. Everyone had prepared us for extreme jungle heat – some in very intimidating fashion – and accentuated the importance of doing an early tour. I thought to myself, “I went to baseball camp in Miami for a few summers. Could it really compare to that?” No way. We were gifted with a partly cloudy day with a frequent breeze and the jungle heat proved to be more bark than bite. Plus, we had already been to the ruins of Coba on the front end of the trip which was much hotter than Chichen Itza. It helped that we brought umbrellas for shade when necessary.

This is part of one of Chichen Itza's 13 ball courts; only two have been uncovered. The main one, which is the largest ball court in middle American, was under construction while we were there. (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

It was a luxury to tour the ruins for a few hours with hardly anyone around until the Cancun crowds began to arrive at 10:30. Even then it wasn’t the zoo that I was expecting. The most impressive thing about Chichen Itza is the shear number of structures and how they are spread across a three-and-a-half mile area. 55 structures have been restored with as many as 400 still buried by the jungle growth. The Carnegie Foundation is responsible for much of the efforts to restore the site back in the early 20s. Chichen Itza was first established around 600 A.D. as a sacred site for the Mayan culture. There isn’t evidence to assert that people lived on its grounds so it was mainly used to gather for spiritual purposes. One of the things that really disappointed me was that a majority of the structures – at least those that have been restored – were actually built by the Toltecs – a civilization which arrived here around 987 A.D. to conquer the Mayans. Their work is similar and no doubt impressive, but the intention behind it is clearly not from a place of peace or purity.

One of the nunnery annexes; every single decorative piece is in individual sculpture. Clearly the Mayans had a lot of spare time. (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

Jaime explained the easy way to discern Mayan from Toltec structures is that the latter were all built with slanted walls. Also, regarding the intricate decorations applied to all the structures, the Mayans used a “high-relief” technique where every design was constructed independently as a sculpture and later attached. For the most part, the Toltecs just carved their designs into the buildings. Given the Mayan approach, it was particularly amazing to acknowledge how they achieved such perfect symmetry. One of my favorite parts were the annexes to the large nunnery which were very well-preserved and extremely detailed. The gods depicted on the walls had these big hook-shaped noses which were such heavy pieces of stone, one had to wonder how they could be supported for all these centuries. Unlike the Egyptian pyramids, the structures at Chichen Itza don’t baffle the mind when contemplating their creation. However, the savvy construction techniques are admirable in their own rite; like the way in which the back of each stone was carved into a diamond shape so it could be wedged in.

The Pyramid of Kukulkan was built by the Toltecs to honor their main god; hopefully he appreciated it (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

The star attraction of Chichen Itza is the Pyramid of Kukulkan – an homage to the primary god of the Toltec’s religion. It is nearly 100 feet high and a phenomenal site to behold. The reason we chose to go to Coba when we thought we only had time to visit one of the ruins is because people are still allowed to climb the pyramid there. It’s definitely harsh not to be able to ascend this structure. Raven brought up Stonehenge and how sites like that and Chichen Itza lose some of their energetic charge due to visitors being restricted from touching them. Perhaps these stones really do want some reciprocation rather than just being gawked at and photographed. Of course we understand the need to protect and preserve them but it’s a fine line. Interestingly, only two sides of the pyramid were rebuilt by the Carnegie Foundation as they opted to use materials from the other two sides to keep them totally authentic. We saw a photo of what it looked like before and you have to hand it to these archeologists and other experts evaluating how the structure probably looked originally and sculpting it back into that state.

One of the snake heads at the base of the Pyramid of Kukulkan (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

Snake gods were important to both the Mayan and Toltecs thus they are depicted in sculptures which run the entire length of the staircases. On the vernal and autumnal equinoxes, the sun hits the snake in such a way as to illuminate its body on the stone surface. This mindboggling example of precision alignment with the sun and seasons leaves no doubt how brilliant the calculations of these ancient civilizations were. Jaime mentioned that in 1992, 40,000 people came on September 21st to see this phenomenon. We returned later that night for the sound and light show during which the pyramid and a couple other nearby structures, like the Temple of the Warriors and the Platform of Venus, were lit with colored flood lights. It was pretty cool but I couldn’t help but think how much better it could have been with a Pink Floyd soundtrack and some lasers.

The pyramid at night during the light and sound show (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

Looking up at the stars, embracing the quiet and feeling the gentle breeze, we had more of a chance to absorb the sacred energy of the place. We were enchanted by lightning bugs darting around. I like to think they are the spirits of Mayan elders. Chichen Itza is considered now as one of the New Seven Wonders of the World. I agree that it is a dazzling site and a must for anyone to visit if they are in the Yucatan but it didn’t resonate with me in the way I thought it would. It was apparent to us on whatever intuitive level that all the pain and suffering which has occurred on this land detracts from the original spiritual intention. It breaks my heart every time I learn more about all the civilizations that were ravaged by the Spanish. Obviously there’s no real comparison between something natural versus manmade, but I feel like the nine-foot diameter Douglas Fir we saw back in June in Washington’s Dalles Campground was more of a worldly wonder to me.

A jaguar and an eagle feast upon human hearts; when the Spanish arrived later, they had never seen a jaguar before so they called them tigers (Photo: Ravena Blumara)

One of the notable things about Chichen Itza is the dozens of vendors set up throughout the site selling souvenirs. You see the same items over and over. Many of them are very nice but we only saw one purchase being made the entire time. The jaguar is another important symbol for the Mayans and it turns up in a lot of different art pieces. We were about to go crazy with all these vendors sounding off these jaguar call noise makers. Two of the most memorable design panels I saw back in the ruins depicted a jaguar and an eagle feasting on human hearts. Jaime explained the fascinating mythology of the jaguar as it represents the night’s sun.

We slipped back onto the Mayaland property and headed straight to the lunch buffet. It was quite elaborate with a dynamite selection of international, regional and Mayan cuisine. We had three different kinds of chicken and two types of fish which were all excellent. For dessert, we savored banana sorbet, super fresh papaya and churros. We made it back to our bungalow just as cracks of thunder rumbled in the distance. The skies opened and we stood in awe watching the heaviest downpour we’ve seen in awhile. There’s nothing like a rain storm in the jungle. Later that night we had an excellent farewell dinner in the hotel’s restaurant highlighted by seriously spicy, seafood-stuffed poblano chiles. Our server Francisco treated us like old friends.

Mexico had dished out more than its share of adventure, but we were so ready to get back to U.S. soil. Waiting in Valladolid the next morning for our bus to Cancun, we relished one more chance at some authentic street food. Across from the station, a woman sat behind a mound of charred banana leaves containing chicken tamales. We bought a couple of the eight-peso masa morsels which made for an awesome breakfast. It was a sharp contrast to the price gouging we are about to be subjected to at the Cancun Airport; a shameful venue of captive retail abuse. The gates aren’t air conditioned in order to push people towards the shops and restaurants.

We knew our connection in LAX was going to be tight but we had no choice but to cling to optimism. Any hope of making our flight to Portland quickly faded as we stood in a customs line which made rush hour on the 405 seem like the fast lane. It was akin to the Jungle Cruise at Disneyworld, taking ten minutes per person with only one window open, shrieking children, the guy behind us coughing and Raven and I the only Americans in a line clearly designated for residents. You can’t win ‘em all. We came dangerously close to spending the night in the airport, but thanks to the kindness of a United agent, we came away with a voucher for a nearby hotel. Even then we barely got a room as there was a major convention going on. Later that night, nursing martinis in the Hacienda Hotel’s bar while the neighborhood’s hottest salsa dancers strutted their moves on the dancefloor, we surveyed the scene and shook our heads with a smile. Even though we were back in the U.S., it felt like Mexico had managed to sneak in one more dose of the unexpected.

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